Random thoughts...questions and quotes

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

If life is hard, shouldn't we all be wearing helmets?

Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those n!ggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one Chris Rock

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

Instead of trying to build bigger and better weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

Luck is a losers excuse for a winners position

Gambling is the only way of getting nothing for something

If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button always stays the same?

Can you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand?

Why is the best way to get things done to do it yourself?

Can you play the drum of your ear?

University is a fountain of knowledge... most of the students there to drink!

Everybody has a different definition of 'good enough' - If everyone settled for good enough, would things be good enough? ...Of coarse they would, because everyone believes things are good enough. The only reason to change something is if someone feels it's not good enough. Therefore, if everyone felt everything was good enough, nothing would have to change, and things would ALWAYS be good enough. GOOD ENOUGH?

If absence makes the heart grow fonder how come most long distance relationships fail?

You should live every day as if it were your last because eventually, one day you'll be right

I think if Spiderman became arachnaphobic,he'd be scared of himself

Lies are just the truth from a different angle

I would imagine deep sea diving to be a high pressure job

If beauty is only skin deep, how can some people be described as having an inner beauty?

If a duck only had one leg would it swim in a circle?

Do hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words?

Do Penguins have Knees?

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.