1. My last name stays put.
2. The garage is all mine.
3. Wedding plans seem to take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. I’ll never be pregnant.
6. I can wear a white T-shirt to the beach.
7. I can wear NO shirt to the beach.
8. Car mechanics tells me the truth.
9. The world is my urinal.
10. I don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
11. Same work, more pay.
12. Wrinkles add character.
13. Wedding dress $5000 - Tux rental $100
14. People never stare at my chest when I’m talking to them
15. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle my feet.
17. One mood all the time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
19. I know stuff about planes, trains and automobiles.
20. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
21. I can open all jars on my own.
22. I get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
23. If someone forgets to invite me, he or she can still be my friend.
24. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
25. I never have strap problems in public.
26. I’m unable to see wrinkles in my clothes.
27. Everything on my face stays its original colour.
28. I only have to shave my face and neck.
29. I can play with toys all my life.
30. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
31. I can wear shorts no matter how my legs look.
32. I can "do" my nails with a pocketknife.
33. I have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
34. I can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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5 comments:
Funny but...Sergy can you really go on a 5 day holiday with only one suitcase?
who's this guy? i am not sure i want to get to know him ahah...
I can do better Marje!.. I did 30 days with just one suitcase!
Sergio, noice!
Ah just 1 question... can you do my christmas shopping for me?
Great blog Sergio- Its great being a man........
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