Friday, April 28

Mini Movie Review

American Dreamz

Went to the movies last night with a hot bunch (RedRolle,Boof,HardyBoy) & so I thought I should tell you that this movie was pretty lame. For anyone who was thinking of seeing it, save your money for a dvd rental. I thoroughly enjoyed the gay arab's performance (think Britney, but bigger nose & a boy)...but the ending left me very dissapointed.
In my highly professional opinion I give it:
* *
(that's 2 stars for all playing at home)

7 comments:

annettetherocker said...

Haha...good work Jess.

RedRolle said...

Hey Jess... the evening was fun none the less - are there's nothing like good company to cack up at bad comedy. And in his expert opinion, B00f won't herald the dodgey sound or the nigel projector stuff ups but it all added to the Belmont experience!?!!

So despite sad plot and no story line, I actually enjoyed all the snyde 'taking the mickey' undertones in this lamo American spoof of American Idol... frankly I think the shows on TV are just as bad. Sorry Aus Idol fans. And I'm liking that hollywood is starting to opening laugh at themselves - finally they've caught up to us Aussies!

And yes I do confess, it's true when Guy Sabastian was in the finals I wore in public a peice of paper strapped to my clothes that said "VOTE FOR GUY" but that was then... this is now... now I vote for the ARAB suicide bomber with a conscience...heee hee!

I found myself laughing too much to not at least give it 3 stars.

Unknown said...

Jess i think you may be on to something here!! MOVIE REVIEWS!! Doooo it! Now you have an excuse to go to heaps of movies... its research! :p

Anonymous said...

don't blame me for useless projectionists - I was out bashing nin...

Anonymous said...

i thought is was funny there love. Especially seeing as it was a urinal-take (didn't want to say the "p" word online - can say it for you in person if you like) of many things including idol and the US government...

I like satire... would've been gooder if it was aussie or even british satire! Yanks don;t that the "p" as good as aussies.

ToNyAKAsErG said...

sounds like a film i'd love to miss

HaRRy BoY said...

you've gotta be kidding, i saw it the other night and totally laughed my way through the entire film..... totally stupid and thats why it was so funny..

hehehe, some classic moments there... like when the president is on stage talking about the song and loses his ear piece and starts saying something about the situation in the middle east never getting better............Man i was rolling off my chair in that bit..hehe.

Maybe you've gotta be a guy??

Luv ya

HB