Monday, March 20

HOW TO ASK OUT A "WOooooo-MAN!

I was walking down the street the other day and I noticed there was something different in the air, strange wind blowing in from the west. I think it was the same kind Mary Poppins once referred to but a different day... anyway... as I walked I looked up and before my eyes was a this piece of paper blowing towards me and it landed under my step!

I read it, pondered it a little, giggled some and since I have no use for such information, I thought maybe I'd put this out there into the cyber void and see if it's of any use to any of the rest of you?? Call me a delivery person or merely a tool (and I'm sure some of you do)... But none the less decide for yourself.

As I said it was a strange day... Maybe it's a sign?! Any additions or comments to the wisdom from the wind??



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NOTE: It references MEN and WOMEN... boys and girls need not bother with this post as it is not applicable to said maturity category. Also this post contains a small element of 'trickery' (it's different to lying) designed for the protection of the source which will be divulged at a later date.

18 comments:

Unknown said...

boys... read and learn my friends!! good post sista :)

Anonymous said...

Gee Redrolling, are you trying to imply something or trying to motivate the Riverview boys into action.......

ado said...

hmmmm....

Anonymous said...

Kymbie,
Is the said "trickery" in reference to the way you "stumbled upon" the said info-tainment?
I'm onto you!
:o) Mei-mei.

RedRolle said...

Mei mei... you know me too well!

Hmmm??? I'm open to alternative gems of wisdom fellas... come on bring em on!

RedRolle said...

Gav - take it as you like it. Who am I to stop miraculous signs and wonders?! ;)

Anonymous said...

Redrollover, i think that many blokes would get in trouble if they actually asked for what they wanted, i.e got to the point.

We all know what most of us "men" would ask...









Can you get me a beer?

RedRolle said...

and most "women" would get you a cold beer...













...and then leave.

Anonymous said...

See, now that is the problem with girls these days... they never hang around long enough!













To get me another beer!

Anonymous said...

hey guys, you can call each other, have a drink somewhere and talk about it instead....

Anonymous said...

Get me a bourbon while you 2 are drinking an ale.....


As a matter of fact- I'll have one now.....

Anonymous said...

Ahh b00f - differences between girls and women...girls would happily get you your beers and your mate Gav his bourbon and probably make your bed and pick out your clothes for you to wear tomorrow as well, like your Mumma. A WOMAN knows she's not your mother (I didn't know you needed another one?) and will happily get anything from the ends of the earth for a man who honours her. A woman can't help but show respect and a servant heart for the man who nourishes and cherrishes her. Sadly, 'bar maid' is not an inspiring description I buy into of a healthy relationships... And I agree with Frenchy... And I'm sure you fellas are just bantering, a.k.a. "messing with our heads", but let's bring it back to worship eh?! ... and... I'm spent!

Anonymous said...

Redrolle you're my new herione :)

Anonymous said...

I prefer Nulon products there Kymbo....

CRC or WD products are not worthy!

CRC Aerostart is no where near as good as Nulon Start ya Bastard! (and yes that is a registered product name...)

ToNyAKAsErG said...

hmm.. in the last few weeks i have learnt that life is to short not to take risks.. i think that a date does not equal marriage but it sure feels like it sometimes.. i'm not sure if thats just me.. i think fear of commitment is what has held me back for the last 2 years.. like i said.. life is to short and u only live once.. i dunno if that means im gonna ask girls out but it sure means im more willing now than i was .. good post kymbo

Anonymous said...

are you gonna ask me out my hunkaliscious Tony? I have been waiting for this moment for the last five minutes...

Anonymous said...

mexican lover i am sick of the way you treat my heavenly tonto. you are not worthy of his affections. tonto come and rescue me i am waiting...

Green-e said...

wow that's the best advice I've heard all year !!! If only the tax office released information like that !!! If you didn't realise i was being SARCASTIC !!! What a load of crap. What do chicks know about dating....Nothing ! You know why, cause chicks don't know what they want. Guys, ask chicks out your own style, don't listen to advice that's obviously written by girls, on a crappy pieces of ripped up paper!