Tis sad news I bear, well sad for me but great for all of the ankles of the world.
It appears my very dear cat has left for greener pastures or darker bitumen.
I checked with the animal shelter and cat haven where the local rangers ship all delinquent domestic animals, but he is not there.
Norbert! Norbert! Where fore art thou Norbert?
So I am assuming the worst, that he is dead. If he has been adopted by another family, I hope he bites their legs off.
In a final tribute to my furry little demon as I liked to call him or “Horses Arse” as the b00f™ liked to call him, here are some pictures that some up who Norb was: a slack bugger who ate my food and bit me a lot. At least he didn’t use his claws.
To Norb! May he find many rabbits and other forest creatures to maim in the great beyond!
His constant quest for a drink of water is finally over…
Hmmm Norb likes his comfy chair
Norb likes to bite and listen to the telly
Norb was not quite sure if he was a cat or a rabbit
I love u man... goodbye to Norb and his hairy ass!
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A fitting tribute to Norb. He was the best cat I ever had as a pet. He certainly hung around longer than the others.
Now the search for a replacement begins. Not that I could replace him...
BTW Dan, the b00f™ added his own ™ to that email. I am not in the habit of encouraging his rediculous 3rd person self references. It was bad enough when he was "The Right Royal Reverend Davros Davros Ghali". At least it's shorter now.
Wait a minute... I just encouraged his rediculous 3rd person self references.
Damn!
Wait, I saw Norbert wandering down Lincoln Avenue in Steamboat Springs, Colorado. I will try to catch him for you, he won't survive long in the minus 10 degree temp. I let you know if I see him again, or he may go to Cat heaven.....
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